what if 911 called you
It’s funny how artistic we become when our hearts are broken.
This picture fucked me up
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
My gad! This is what "love-making" looks like.
true as fuck zodiac
- aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
- taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
- gemini: crayola as fuck
- cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
- leo: cutest ever
- virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
- libra: weird as hell omg
- scorpio: probably satan
- sagittarius: cute and very sweet
- capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
- aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
- pisces: even more crayola than gemini
Bless the Sultan
The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.
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